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"Sir Gooner (52), proprietor of the Daily Galaxy and well known press baron, purchased a new printing press earlier this afternoon. Sipping from his cup of Maxwell House, he commented "Me mate Rupert sold it to me for half a quid and a spare wheel windy thing for a Ford Galaxy. Have to say I was chuffed until I found out it was only a porno-copier."

Pizzahutti were seen chasing Sir Gooner's Ka all the way from the Elephant and Castle to the Old Kent Road. (Which isn't very far.)

"When I found out" he commented later, "I sold it to Peter O' Sullivan. Or was it David Northern-Shell? Anyway, chap said he need a press in a big hurry. Hrmph! Wait until he finds out it can only print porno!"

Guest gooner52
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aint that the truth

 

one born every second :blink: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

mind you better check it was not me :lol:

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