Proud To Be British

[Guest gooner52]

Proud To Be British

 

 

Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a

Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a

Japanese TV.

 

 

 

 

 

 

And the most British thing of all?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Suspicion of all things foreign!

:huh:

 

 

 

 

 

Only in Britain can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Only in Britain do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. :(

 

 

 

 

 

 

Only in Britain do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke. :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Only in Britain do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters. :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Only in Britain do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive

and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage. :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

NOT TO MENTION...

 

 

 

 

 

 

3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue. :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts. ^_^

 

 

 

 

 

 

58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers. :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the

fairy lights were plugged in. :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations

were chocolate. :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after Xmas cracker-pulling accidents. :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.

A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after trying to open bottles of beer with their teeth. :huh:

 

 

 

 

 

 

5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out-of-control Scalextric cars. :blink:

 

 

 

 

 

 

and finally...

 

 

 

 

 

 

In 2000 eight Brits were admitted to hospital with fractured skulls incurred whilst throwing up into the toilet. :42:

[NikpV]

not to mention supporting Arsenal :lol: :lol: :blink: :lol: :D

[gregers]

:lol: NIK THATS THE FUNNIEST :lol: :lol: :D

[keith9534]

 

A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after trying to open bottles of beer with their teeth. :lol:

 

 

But only in America can you SUCCESSFULLY sue a company for damage caused to your rectum by trying to open a coke bottle without using your hands!!!!

 

Every coke bottle now carries a warning that it should only be opened by hand :lol:

[Guest gooner52]

not to mention supporting Arsenal :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :blink:

 

 

makes you not so british(you must like american soccer)

 

dont tell me you understand football now nik :lol:

 

:lol:

[Guest wolfie]

not to mention supporting Arsenal :lol: :D :lol: :lol: :blink:

 

 

makes you not so british (you must like american soccer)

 

 

 

:lol:

 

what's not to like about American soccer?

[Guest gooner52]

not to mention supporting Arsenal :blink: :lol: :lol: :D :lol:

 

 

makes you not so british(you must like american soccer)

 

 

 

:lol:

 

whats not to like about American soccer?

never said not to like :lol: :lol:

[Guest wolfie]

Ok, but what exactly is the difference between British football and American soccer? is the pitch, rules different? do the Americans play any different to their Uk counterparts?

[Guest gooner52]

Ok, but what exactly is the difference between British football and American soccer? is the pitch,rules different? do the Americans play any different to their Uk counterparts?

 

 

why dont you post a new topic ,as this is going away from the one i posted :lol:

try football topic,in fun games and jokes

[Guest MATT jr]

142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts

 

iv recently become one of those numbers haha

 

bought a fancy and expensive dinner shirt the other day,, had pins stuck init everywhere!

 

MJR

[NikpV]

not to mention supporting Arsenal :lol: :huh: :D :blink: :lol:

 

 

makes you not so british(you must like american soccer)

 

dont tell me you understand football now nik :lol:

 

:lol:

 

 

hang on, I said Arsenal, I never mentioned football :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Guest gooner52]

not to mention supporting Arsenal :lol: ^_^ :D :blink: :lol:

 

 

makes you not so british(you must like american soccer)

 

dont tell me you understand football now nik :lol:

 

:42:

 

 

hang on, I said Arsenal, I never mentioned football :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

u know 2 much :huh: :huh: :lol:

[Guest dannyboy]

Only in Britain do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke. :lol:

 

 

ha ha, yeah, americans order ice cream, onion rings etc. before the diet coke