Dave-G Posted October 19, 2006 Report Posted October 19, 2006 One evening a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy pub in order to catch potential drunk drivers. At closing time, he saw a man come stumbling out of the pub, sway across the street and try his keys on five different cars before he found his own. He sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone else came out gradually and drove off. Finally the man started his engine and began to drive off. The police officer, waiting for the man the whole time, stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered a breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how this was possible. The driver replied... "Tonight I'm the designated decoy." Quote
seatkid Posted October 19, 2006 Report Posted October 19, 2006 :o But the last laugh would be the copper's who would immediately arrest him for obstructing/perversing the course of justice :wub: Quote
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