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[Guest neil_wiles]

HPE

 

Well he blatently stole my idea, and whats more he ate the plate it was on.

 

Neil is really a milkman with Dairy Crest. :D

 

Mumof4 is an uncle to 43 offspring of her brothers brood.

 

neil is a cross dresser and has 6 wives

 

edit: teresa got in before me!

 

 

Teresag22003 is my long lost gran

 

MADBAZ ate the last Dodo

 

HPE is the father of my offspring

 

HPE is the father of my offspring

 

(Wish I had a pound for each time I've been accused of that!!! lol)

 

Teresa is the father of MY offspring!

 

I've seen HPE driving a Lada convertible

 

MADBAZ is actually a bus Driver.....running for cover.

 

neil has a collection of bunty magazines.

 

mumof4 has eleven kids and three husbands.

 

When i was taking my dog for a walk, i saw Neil delivering papers on his moped. He had a pink helmet on and pink gloves.

 

MO4 is a briliant mechanic and her Gal never breaks down

 

 

 

(Maybe the last bit is taking it toooo far)

 

adrianf has nothing to fear

 

greg_68 is a stoke city fan i know this cus i saw him in a stoke city top while i attended the game last week

 

The picture is actually teresa's great grandchildren as she is actually our oldest member at 106 nearly 107 this December so we can all sing happy birthday to her and she will get another telegram from the queen.

 

Most of you think Neil has a love for an Inter-Galactic comedy series based on his signature quotes and avatar, not many people know that Neil is in fact 4 foot 3 and was born in Vladivostock.

 

 

(p.s I bet the anti-daft league are fuming about this thread.)

 

greg 68s support of football is really a front for his love of seeing men playing with balls.

 

MO4 is the other York City fan

 

in his spare time, MADBAZ poses for a well known top shelf magazine aimed at the male population..the money he gains from this is going towards building his own male only dungeon.

 

Mumof4 is an anogram of her real name 4Mofum - Draconian Ruler of Xebedon 9!

 

in his spare time, MADBAZ poses for a well known top shelf magazine aimed at the male population..the money he gains from this is going towards building his own male only dungeon.

 

:D

thought we were supposed to lie

 

All of you guys are what I live for.......

 

 

 

I am the long lost daughter of Frodo Baggins - My name is Dildo Baggins

 

BJ Isn't a Hobbit, He's an Elf

 

Even though MADBAZ is Octobers pin up of the month in the magazine he poses for....what you see in it isnt really there..as some "bits" had to be air brushed in to make them bigger. :D :P

 

mumof4's daughter isnt really her daughter ....... she is her mother

 

ssshhhh..they will all find out how old i am!!..lmao..

 

 

 

a long time ago, teresa used to hold the record for the longest botty burp ever expelled by a woman. :D

 

Mumof4 has toe nails made from the bark of a Rowan tree and uses them to entice shrews to nest in her dark crevasses

 

Hairy has got his name from the secret stash of plates he uses when he has unwanted visitors they have got bits of pubic hair glued to em :)

 

22003 is teresa IQ

 

ad likes to flash his high beams,when they dont work he just drops his y fronts :D

 

You promised not to tell

 

 

 

Gooner is really a Chelsea fan

 

adrianf real name is joey barton who likes to flash his bits on a football pitch

 

:D

 

i now feel sick

 

Gooner was cheering Paul Robinsons goal last night

 

MADBAZ is hiding his true feelings he is a Boing Boing Baggie

 

Neil told me once that he is a real big sesame street fan and would like to date big bird.

 

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[Guest neil_wiles]

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Well any good for us this way maybe good for a laugh to read through.

 

 

 

let me know by PM if you have any strong objections or comments.

 

 

 

Neil