El Dingo Posted October 21, 2006 Report Posted October 21, 2006 (he he he)(I like this thread :D ) Quote
Guest gooner52 Posted October 21, 2006 Report Posted October 21, 2006 its doing better than the other ones el :D Quote
El Dingo Posted October 21, 2006 Report Posted October 21, 2006 Gooner originally appeared in a movie with Austin Powers - The Spy Who Goonered Me. The title was changed later after Gooner was shagged by Alotta Fagina, no. 1's personal secretary. As Gooner is only 3 inches tall, it is believed that he disappeared inside. (While there, we believe that he met a man with a headache claiming to have lost his horse and cart, and a chap who got lost trying to find the 'one after 68...') Quote
Guest gooner52 Posted October 22, 2006 Report Posted October 22, 2006 :D :D :D :D el was in goldfinger(james pond)lol he also sang with the rolling stones,singing brown sugar and i cant get no satisfaction :D :D :D Quote
Guest HairyPlateEater Posted October 22, 2006 Report Posted October 22, 2006 Gooner casts no shaddow, nor has a reflection. Rumour has it, when the moon is full, he turns into Janet Street Porter! Quote
Guest Gurugal Posted October 23, 2006 Report Posted October 23, 2006 right.......................... Quote
Guest HairyPlateEater Posted October 23, 2006 Report Posted October 23, 2006 Gurugal keeps having chavs dropping bigger and bigger stones onto his car from bridges over roads. Recently things have been escalating out of control though ...... Quote
Guest Gurugal Posted October 23, 2006 Report Posted October 23, 2006 HPE licks chavs to get a buzz - cos he can't find a Toad Quote
zeplin43 Posted October 23, 2006 Report Posted October 23, 2006 with all the gurus around they might have chaced the gals away Quote
Guest Gurugal Posted October 23, 2006 Report Posted October 23, 2006 with all the gurus around they might have chaced the gals away Excellent one Zeplin Zeplin is a flying sausage Quote
El Dingo Posted October 23, 2006 Report Posted October 23, 2006 Gurugal has a Dutch friend called Goldzeplin, who had an unfortunate smelting accident, and who's zeplin is coated in Golddddd!!!! Gurugal's Galaxy is worth one MiLLLLLioN Dollllaaahhhhs! *little finger action* They made a clone of Gurugal, called GuruGooner, who is only 3" tall. Yeah Baby!!! Quote
Guest gooner52 Posted October 24, 2006 Report Posted October 24, 2006 el is a angel that drinks petrol Quote
Guest HairyPlateEater Posted October 25, 2006 Report Posted October 25, 2006 Gooner52 was the captain of the German Bandy team that competed in the 1952 Winter Olympics in Oslo. They weren't very good. Neither was he. Quote
Guest gooner52 Posted October 25, 2006 Report Posted October 25, 2006 hpe and simon are the same person he always says yes :lol: Quote
zeplin43 Posted October 26, 2006 Report Posted October 26, 2006 What a pity the tread is slowly dying (no comments). Mum4 please add some comments to get this thing going like chinese firecrackers.O so sorry we have all gone to our private meetings ,will catch you guys next week.Ps.dont take it personal im only joking. Quote
mumof4 Posted October 26, 2006 Report Posted October 26, 2006 The other day..last Sunday i think it was, i took the kids to a birthday party, they had loads of fun and i really couldnt stop laughing.The reason being that there had been a clown hired for the afternoon and i recognised zeplin even underneath all that face paint.Just aswell the kids didnt know what he was making with those ballons....somehow i dont think that was a sword zeplin! :ph34r: :ph34r: :D Quote
zeplin43 Posted October 26, 2006 Report Posted October 26, 2006 I wish you a merry Christmas ,i wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year.And i thought i was the rock Quote
Guest gooner52 Posted October 26, 2006 Report Posted October 26, 2006 zeplin is just wating to go off but i cant here him,, :ph34r: bang Quote
zeplin43 Posted October 26, 2006 Report Posted October 26, 2006 It is dificult to bang at 43 but at 52 i would already be gooner at this time. Flying like a dream to all the meetings round the country,and would not interfear with all the private chats so that the forum does not overload with a big big bang. Quote
Guest gooner52 Posted October 27, 2006 Report Posted October 27, 2006 tune in next week for part 2 ;) Quote
Smilge Posted October 27, 2006 Report Posted October 27, 2006 Gooner likes a hot curry! What he really means is that he likes an Edwina Currie straight after John's finished Quote
Guest gooner52 Posted October 27, 2006 Report Posted October 27, 2006 bleeno reads comics all day long and i dont have to tell u all which ones :lol: dandy :lol: Quote
Guest HairyPlateEater Posted October 28, 2006 Report Posted October 28, 2006 gooner can bend spoons by thought alone Quote
Guest gooner52 Posted October 28, 2006 Report Posted October 28, 2006 hpe prays alot i will be also today a 3pm :lol: :lol: Quote
El Dingo Posted October 28, 2006 Report Posted October 28, 2006 The spoon-bending Gooner used to do an act called 'Yuri Gooner and his cutlery tricks', mostly involving sticking a spoon to his chin and grinning inanely at the audience. Along with a sister act called 'Hairy Plate Eater' they wowed audiences at Blackpool for nearly two whole minutes. In truth, the act went down like a Lead Zeplin. Or is that Zeppellin? Quote
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