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my god .... what have I started here?!?!?

 

A man and his Bassooned Goolies is a private affair .... and no laughing matter!!!! :D

 

 

HPE - It's all up to you - it's your Goolies!! My Bassoon is ready and waiting - Just tell me where and when you want your Goolies bassooned and I'll oblige - Oh and the fee for Mum watching will be french polishing any scratches on my bassoon and applying the various unctions and lotions to your bassooned goolies :D :lol:

 

I always find Iodine, CHilli and Pepper sauce works best! :o

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my god .... what have I started here?!?!?

 

A man and his Bassooned Goolies is a private affair .... and no laughing matter!!!! :o

 

 

HPE - It's all up to you - it's your Goolies!! My Bassoon is ready and waiting - Just tell me where and when you want your Goolies bassooned and I'll oblige - Oh and the fee for Mum watching will be french polishing any scratches on my bassoon and applying the various unctions and lotions to your bassooned goolies :D :D

 

I always find Iodine, CHilli and Pepper sauce works best! :D

 

 

ermm..think you need to reword that..i dont have goolies!! :lol: :o

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my god .... what have I started here?!?!?

 

A man and his Bassooned Goolies is a private affair .... and no laughing matter!!!! :o

 

 

HPE - It's all up to you - it's your Goolies!! My Bassoon is ready and waiting - Just tell me where and when you want your Goolies bassooned and I'll oblige - Oh and the fee for Mum watching will be french polishing any scratches on my bassoon and applying the various unctions and lotions to your bassooned goolies :D :D

 

I always find Iodine, CHilli and Pepper sauce works best! :D

 

 

ermm..think you need to reword that..i dont have goolies!! :lol: :o

 

 

No, but HPE will have severely bassooned Goolies, which believe me ,will need treatment - much rubbing and working in of the linctus (Iodine,Chilli and Pepper sauce) until he can open his eyes and maybe - and I say maybe, walk again. :D

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now THIS is worth getting front row seats :D :o

 

 

ill fetch me webcam and broadcast it live on the internet :lol:

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Well that's the price - and I like the idea of pay per view - However, you do need to ensure that HPE is up for this - It is his Goolies we are talking about :lol:
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Well ... depends on the Bassoon .... is it of Maple, Polypropylene, or Ebonite construction?

 

And as for treating my Bassooned Goolies being classed as a fee ..... Skilled and time-served Goolie-Bassooned practitioners usually consider it to be an honour to be chosen for this part of the ritual. Is Mum up to the task???? ;) I dont usually let just anyone tend to the "Bassoolies" as they are generally referred to in the business!! :o

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Well ... depends on the Bassoon .... is it of Maple, Polypropylene, or Ebonite construction?

 

And as for treating my Bassooned Goolies being classed as a fee ..... Skilled and time-served Goolie-Bassooned practitioners usually consider it to be an honour to be chosen for this part of the ritual. Is Mum up to the task???? :o I dont usually let just anyone tend to the "Bassoolies" as they are generally referred to in the business!! ;)

 

 

 

Well my Bassoon is actually a "Stradivarius" of Bassoons made by Carl Almenr

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I've nearly eaten all my popcorn..whens it gonna start????.... :o :D ..just get whacking and let us watch! :o

 

 

Teresa has kindly offered to tend the bassoolies after. ;) :o ;)

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Teresa has kindly offered to tend the bassoolies after. :o ;) :o

 

and when did i agree to this???????????

 

 

(god knows what this has got to do with internet and computers think this is way off topic as usual ;) )

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Gotta agree sooooo deviated!!..from pcs..to bt and telewest to bassoons and bassoolies!! :o :o

:o ;)

 

 

 

anyway..yup..you agreed last night when..ermm....hmmm....you just cant remember!! ;) :D

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Please be aware an antique and valuable insturment like my Carl Almenr
Guest HairyPlateEater
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Just one question BJ before i commit to a time and place ....

 

Will your Bassoon be donning any kind of prophylactic for the Goolie Bassooning? I obviously don't know where you or your Bassoon have been previously, and judging by your expertise in the subject, pardon me for saying this, but you've obviously been about a bit on the Bassoolie circuit. :(

 

I only ask as I have suffered from a rare bout of bassoolitis which required a basoolectomy some years back and wouldn't want to go through that again!! If you can provide an up to date AIBS certificate (Anit-Immuno Bassoolitis Syndrome) then I might consider it without protection, but without one, you aint got a chance! :lol:

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Teresa - How very kind of you - I am sure HPE will be delighted his goolies will be looked after one of our membership!!

 

 

Just remember you have to work the mixture well into the wrinkles for it to take full effect - and by the way you need to get the proportions of Iodine CHilli and Pepper sauce right -

 

The peppers must be scotch bonnet and mixed carefully with alittle garlic and white vinegar with a pinch of salt. The Chillis can be bought from any supermarket - but the Iodine must be made from the very best Norfolk coast seaweed and steeped for at least 8 hours in Murex juices. Nothing else will do.

 

SO now that that's all sorted let me know when you want the job doing!

 

well im sure HPE will be very happy with my handywork but there again he could be the first to complain :(

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Just one question BJ before i commit to a time and place ....

 

Will your Bassoon be donning any kind of prophylactic for the Goolie Bassooning? I obviously don't know where you or your Bassoon have been previously, and judging by your expertise in the subject, pardon me for saying this, but you've obviously been about a bit on the Bassoolie circuit. :(

 

I only ask as I have suffered from a rare bout of bassoolitis which required a basoolectomy some years back and wouldn't want to go through that again!! If you can provide an up to date AIBS certificate (Anit-Immuno Bassoolitis Syndrome) then I might consider it without protection, but without one, you aint got a chance! :lol:

 

 

Well Hairy I think we might have a problem here - My Bassoon is totally 100% natural and a such I could not consider any prophylaxis of any kind - Latex can damage the keys you know. It's really quite unsporting of you to throw this in at the last minute - We have Mumof4 drooling and Teresa doing her rubbing exercises and now it appears it's all for nothing! :lol:

 

I think we wil have to consider another from of chastisement for you. What are your thoughts on frog gargling? :lol:

Guest HairyPlateEater
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I'm afraid Frog Garglng is out, I have an alergy to sulfate and carboxylic acids which are highly prevalent in frog mucus. Causes me to stammer and spontaneously burst into the "MC Hammer Dance"

 

Teabagging and Windmilling could be posibilities though ....... ;) :D

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aint windmilling hitting each other with handbags?????

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