Just booked a table for two for the wifes birthday. Bound to end in tears though- She's crap at snooker. Met a beautiful girl down at the park today. Sparks flew, she fell at my feet and we ended up having sex there and then. God , I love my new taser! They say that sex is the best form of exercise . Now correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think 2 minutes and 15 seconds every 3 months is going to shift this beer belly. Such an unfair world:- When a man talks dirty to a woman its considered sexual harassment. when a woman talks dirty to a man its