Rob C

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company. Boy: "Dark in here." Man: "Yes it is." Boy: "I have a baseball." Man: "That's nice." Boy: "Want to buy it?" Man: "No thanks." Boy: "My dad's outside." Man: "OK, how much?" Boy: "$250." In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together. Boy: "Dark in here." Man: "Yes, it is." Boy: "I have a baseball glove." Man: "How much?" Boy: "$750." Man: "Fine." A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your ball and glove. Let's go outside and play catch." The boy says, "I can't. I sold them." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The son says, "$1,000." The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friend like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess." They go to church; the father alerts the priest, makes the boy sit in the confessional and closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that shit again."

My 97 Gal 2.3 has developed a rough tickover. Had a mate with a a Snap On hand held diagnostic machine check it out, but could only read the codes with it (nothing wrong there). He suggested a full Fraud diagnostic to find the problem. Would a VAG COM diagnose problems with the Ford 2.3 engine?

How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it to you. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. Why do men fart more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman who won't do what she's told. I married a Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake. Why do men die before their wives? They want to. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

If your handy with a soldering iron you may be able to fix them. Remove the back cover plate of the motor. You should see two copper coloured coils. If anything like mine the join at one of the coils was broke. Solder this back in place and it should work. Saves

Had this problem a few years back. Remove the back plate of the fan and you should see two copper coils, on mine both were broke at one end. A few dabs of solder had them up and running again. Haven't had a problem since.