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Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him an idiot. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. I suggested he should try stool softeners to improve his attitude. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. I offered him a hemorrhoid suppository, suggesting it might help him fit his head in there. He started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus. I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at my age.

Hi all, my name is Matt, 27, from wet and dismal Devon, I am married, mortgaged and have two little drain's on my finances! !lol, I have just treated myself to a lovely mint condition 1998 TDi Ford Galaxy, as my Vectra died suddenly!! I have always owned Vauxhall's up until now so this is an all new and amazing world to me!! Great website and I look forward to meeting you all Cheers Matt.

Hi all, I am new to this so please be gentle with me, I picked up my 1998 R reg Galaxy 1.9 TDi on Saturday and I absolutely love it!! I have noticed that if I leave the ignition switched on without the engine running after a little while the glow plug light flashes, is this normal or is there something wrong with it? thanks in advance for any help. Cheers Matt