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Help please, mate has mkIi, his dead locks have kicked in (faulty locks) on front doors, how does he get dead locks off please?

Get your money on a horse called V Nek, odds are 40/1 its meant to be a good jumper :)

Cheers Gregers, If I am still welcome, I will drop in from time to time. Ok A nice one for all you gamblers, Early Tip For Grand National, CREOSOTE, 15/1 I have been told it's good over the fences. :(

Ladies and Gentlemen I no longer have the need for a Seven seater, therefore it's on Ebay for sale, Thanks to all who have helped, joked and just passed on their comments in the past, it's a great forum, with some great people. Thanks again Gaz

BRILLIANT!! Trouble is the tax ran out over a year ago :ph34r:

That would be 96XF 9F715 BA, Same as the Old Scorpio 95-98 model

Is that not what, I said :D

Sounds like a wiring fault either in the door pillars or check under the passenger seat for your very own swimmingpool. where the module is located

Dave I take it, after I posted, the reply the 12V socket, Fuses are under the front drivers seat, yours is ok now ;)

Ford Puma 1.7 for sale, 2000my, taxed Feb 2010 and 12 months MOT Jan 2011, New clutch and Slave Cyl fitted last month, cam belt has been changed, currently 96000 miles on clock, Never smoked in, serviced regularly, Black in Colour, Lux pack, good example, Wifes car, very much loved, Right now the bad bits slight rust bubbles on RH rear arch (you will see this on most Pumas) bumper lip (rubber seal on front bumper needs changing (minor job) looking for

Sorry Gregers could'nt resist :-)

My Wife asked me where I was taking her for Valentines day, my black eye and thick lip, suggests up the Arse is not the correct answer.

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there. 'You talk?' he asks. 'Yep,' the Lab replies. After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?' The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.' 'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.' 'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.' The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. 'Ten dollars,' the guy says. 'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?' 'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit.

Dave Fuses for rear sockets are under the drivers seat. Gaz

Yep loads of the stuff