weealan Posted February 18, 2012 Report Share Posted February 18, 2012 Just booked a table for two for the wifes birthday. Bound to end in tears though- She's crap at snooker. Met a beautiful girl down at the park today. Sparks flew, she fell at my feet and we ended up having sex there and then. God , I love my new taser! They say that sex is the best form of exercise . Now correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think 2 minutes and 15 seconds every 3 months is going to shift this beer belly. Such an unfair world:- When a man talks dirty to a woman its considered sexual harassment. when a woman talks dirty to a man its Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigjeeze Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregers Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 i reconise those jokes,lifted from which forum,:lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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